Steph Davis Answers: “How Do You 'Go' on the Big Wall?”
Renowned climber and long-time MSR ambassador Steph Davis answers your questions about climbing, fear, challenges, equipment, injuries, and other core topics that come with a living life in high and wild places.
“How do you go to the bathroom on the wall?”
For some reason this is always going to be the single most interesting issue about climbing.
My advice is to just relax about taking a leak! It’s the most discreet thing in the world for girls because you crouch down and no one can see anything, from the front. Naturally, the same does not go for REAL bathrooming. (We’ll get into that.) The good news is you’re going to know your new climbing partner a lot better after the trip.
There are two ways you can deal with these issues as a climber. The first is to be all awkward and shy. The second is to grab the bull by the horns and quit worrying about it. I was on the Zodiac once about 15 years ago with two girlfriends, which should have made everything all fine in the bathroom department—except for the fact that there was a party of guys on the route right below us for three days. On the first morning, my friend Kim just hollered down at them, “I have bad news for you guys, or maybe it’s good news I don’t know, but we need to pee!”
Peeing off the portaledge with strangers three pitches down is on my list of most awkward moments ever and fully cured me of “stage fright.” But it’s all part of climbing and life in the real world.
At a certain point, when you’re climbing long routes with your buddy, peeing is going to happen, and it doesn’t need to be a big deal. If you’re in a hanging belay, thanks to the miracle of elastic, you can just pull the back of your pants down, your harness legloop elastics will get out of the way, and you can be done with it in about 25 seconds.
A few things to remember:
- Holding your pee for a long time is not good for you.
- Hydration is key on long routes: Pound water the day and night before, try to pound more the morning of and rehydrate afterward.
- When you’re in your sleeping bag and you need to get up and go, waiting is not going to make it any better.
- A full bladder will make you feel colder.
- No real climber in the world cares if someone pees within two feet of them—just ideally, not on them (important to note when on a wall above others or when it’s windy).
- When you’re a girl, you will undoubtedly pee on your shoes at some point in life and that’s just how it goes sometimes.